Sunday, January 24, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Fw: SINGLE DAD OBSERVES
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Monday, January 18, 2010
HEY IF BRAD CAN DO IT...IT MUST BE DOABLE...YEAH......RIGHT
| Hey guys, no fair , don't forget he has a few more dollars than i do..."but what has that got to do with it" you ask, well, he shows up in public with the kid and everybody swoons.."hey isn't he sweet"... he goes and buys his baby things ; and everyone's like .. "hey look everyone, Brad Pitt is such a good dad"...so he is a swell guy OK..but as soon as he is out of site and gets home , there are a barrage of nannys and butlers at his beck and call ...so he doesn't have to sweat, he simply hands over the kid until his next public appearance.OK let me get off Brads case he is one off my favorite stars. My friend made a comment the other day,haranguing me about how Michael and all them guys, not the least bit scared to venture in a store to get baby things.WOW.. when the heck did I get to be in the category of Micheal (god rest his soul) and them guys any way...? I am your ordinary Joe Blow, I'm not primping for the next photo opt. I just wanna be home watching the Pistons kick some ass.If i was suppose to be out shopping and styling in stores buying baby things ; and stuff Joe Jackson would be my dad.what do you think? Hey.. dont get the wrong idea now ... don't think for one minute that me and junior be home all the time drinking beer eating corn chips and burping..far from it..why just the other day we had a blast at the beach...got a tan and everything. He even got lucky showing off some baby swim things I had bought him.....yeah he landed him a little cutie. They made quite the pair running around , sharing their baby stuff and harassing the good beach folks.So you see..we know how to live it up..we might not be Michael or Brad..but , we can do this. |
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
SINGLE DADS DILEMMA
OK ... A SWEET AND CONSIDERATE READER EMAILED ME YESTERDAY TO INFORM ME OF A DEAL SHE CONCOCTED.SHE WILL HELP ME WITH MY SHOPPING FOR BABY THINGS IN EXCHANGE FOR A COMMITMENT TO NUPTIALS...WOW. WELL , I AM HERE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THE OFFER.. I MEAN, THERE IS THE SOLUTION RIGHT..I AM HERE RANTING AND BEMOANING ABOUT BEING A SINGLE DAD AND BOOM...HERE'S THE ANSWER IN A NUT SHELL.WELL I AM THINKING IM GONNA BE FALLOWING UP ON HER OFFER.SO.... SHE SAYS SHE IS A SINGLE MOM WITH THREE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS,AND A BOY...HMMMMM.I HAVE BEEN A LONER FOR 3 YEARS NOW, IM WONDERING IF I WILL BE ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY INTEGRATE IN A SITUATION OF THIS KIND.ME AND JUNIOR HAVE GOTTEN USED TO LIVING LIKE ClINT EASTWOOD'S DIRTY HARRY,PICKING THROUGH DIRTY CLOTHES FOR THE NOT SO DIRTY ONE,CRAZY GLUING THE CHANNEL SWITCH KNOB TO THE SPORTS CHANNEL,ARRANGING STUFF IN A SEQUENCE KNOWN ONLY TO US FOR EASE OF FINDING.YEAH ... JUNIOR HAS HIS STUFF ARRANGED AS HE LIKES, HE NEVER HAD TO COMPETE FOR ANYTHING,DON'T HAVE TO BE MARKING AND DEFENDING HIS TERRITORY.CLEARLY WE HAVE TO DON OUR THINKING CAPS AND EVALUATE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS ACTION. UHHH....TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, SHOPPING FOR THINGS FOR THIS LITTLE TYKE BY MYSELF, IS STARTING TO SEEM LIKE A CAKE WALK IN COMPARISON TO THE IMPLICATIONS.ANY WAY, WE ARE NOT COWARDS...WE BEEN THROUGH SOME SCARY SITUATIONS BEFORE...YEAH, ONE TIME WE ACTUALLY WENT INTO A JC PENNY..BRRRRR.
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